Hey, Remember That?

Hey Mr. Perfect? Remember when I bought you spices from MarketSpice, including a small amount of the hottest red pepper they sell?

The remember how months later you decided to put some of that pepper on broccoli and roast it because I love spicy roasted broccoli?

Then you didn't try any, but I snagged a bite?

And then I instantly started spewing it on my plate as my mouth and tongue was engulfed in flames?

So you poured me a glass of milk, real quick like, which I, real quick like, discovered it was spoiled and spit out?

Remember?

And then my mouth was too hot to eat and you suggested I eat some (of the yes, extra mild) salsa you made?

Remember when all that happened?

Yeah. That was fun.

I still think you're the best chef around.