Oh, Brother!

Just got off the phone with ... a friend... a GDfriend, if you catch my drift.

He's dating a girl and had a conversation along these lines with her:

Friend: Hm, that's interesting!
Girl: What?
Friend: They just said that scientists believe camels are indigenous to North America.
Girl: Where is North America?

She wasn't joking.

Annnnd she has now been renamed. Wait for it... wait for it...

Christopher Columbus.

She too, discovered North America long after everyone else.