That's right.Mr. Perfect and I apparently have majorly plateaued.
Perhaps that has something to do with the 10-ish pounds we lost before starting The Stupidest Loser?
Josh's strict dieting and lack of alcohol apparently paid off, although he has another pound to go before reaching his starting weight. How boring would this competition be if Josh hadn't gained?
In other Josh/Stupidest Loser news, Mr. Perfect made some really awesome Snickerdoodle cookies last night. When the cookie sabotage failed to entice Josh, I took the matter into my own hands.
Literally.
I forced cookie into his mouth (tip: pinch the nose shut so they are forced to open mouth to breath - thanks to my 3 brothers for years of training in this matter! They used the technique to {warning, you may vomit} spit loogies in each others mouths. Yeah. Disgusting.).
Josh spit all of the cookie out, but I'm sure a few sugar crystals made their way into his stomach.
UPDATE: Thanks to faithstwin for the reminder regarding Klaus' 100lb weight loss. Week 3 when Klaus wasn't around but we had another house guest, we decided that whomever was at our house Saturday morning for weigh in would be lucky enough to sub for Klaus. So yeah, he didn't lose his legs.
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Yeah yeah yeah... plateau or not what happened to Klaus? Did they cut their legs off or something?
LOL - oh yeahhhhh! I will update post! Thanks for reminder!
Yeah, I want to know what happened to Klaus, too! I'd think a return from living in...Thailand, was it?...would cause someone to GAIN weight, not to lose half their body in 2 short weeks! WHAT IS HIS SECRET, DAMMIT?
Mmmm...snickerdoodles. Did you guys use the cakemix recipe? I recently saw that somewhere...not sure where, though. It looked fantastically yummy!
Nope, Mr. Perfect made them from scratch. I got home from a TJ Maxx/Target adventure to find the house smelling of cinnamon. It was awesome.
As a side-note, I only fought the force feeding because... well... I don't really like to be force fed. As soon as I brushed the cookie crumbs off my face (yes the cookie was ground into my beard, not so much into my mouth) I ate the unforced half on my own accord. Unforced cookies always taste better.
Moral of the story? Sabotage wins!
I would be the reason for Klaus' miraculous weight loss - I seem to always be around on for the weigh-ins, so I hopped on the scale for the heck of it. Nice to know that by spending a whole week eating whatever I wanted and actively avoiding exercise, I only gained 1.5 lbs. But seriously, force-feeding cookies? Poor Josh :-(
Holly, I feel like you are overly supportive to Josh's cause. ;)
Also, he should be happy about the cookie! It was AWESOME!
Two words.....low carb.
JOCO I don't know who that is aimed at, but that seems like a lot of effort.
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