Time

I'm amazed at how quickly and slowly my days can pass while at home, in between temp jobs.

I've found I have time to:

• Do Mr. Perfect's laundry
• Spend 20 minutes making a perfect latte
• Mull over lunch for an hour
• Dedicate another 20 minutes to sandwich crafting
• Stare at my pores for 45 minutes
• Consider the strategic application of sunscreen that will be necessary to even out my already wonky suntan
• Read approximately 458 blogs
• Look at the TV guide for 36 minutes, recording horrid shows as I go

Things I (apparently) don't have time to do:

• Take Mr. Perfect's laundry out of the dryer before it is completely wrinkled
• Make breakfast more ambitious than cereal and a latte
• Look up bus schedules to pools in DC (my pool isn't open during the week)
• Watch any of the 12 movies I have recorded on my DVR (I know, this is confusing for me too)
• Shower
• Get dressed
• Do my own laundry