Searches say? Shuckin' time

I knew it was Corn Shuckin' time the other day, not because of the calendar, but because of the keyword searches that were popping up.

The number 3 search that lands people here? corn shucking contest
How disappointed do you think they are? Probably not any more disappointed than the number 17 or 18 searchers. But 19? Corn shucker glove? Ooooh yes sir-re! I've got you covered! Speaking of corn shucking gloves, Pat was showing his off to me last night. Because he was out practicing yesterday. Yeah. More on that later.

I don't know why naked and corn shucking searches keep popping up next to each other.
Woah! Good luck, buddy!
I would like to say I'm glad I'm not the only one that associates mermaids & Barbados. But, any happiness I felt from that search was immediately squashed by "most depressing thing in the world." That's right.

You search for the most depressing thing.

In the world.

And you get me.

Awesome.

Going on.

152 - the answer depends on how entertaining your drunk text was.

153 - I... I don't even know what that means, but I'm glad you didn't spend too much time here...

So the results are in, it's Shucking Time.
Sunday, Oct. 5th.
High Noon.
Right outside of A-town.