Summer Lovin'

I just got the best news ever. Or of the day. LaQuisha is back on the internet dating scene!!

I like to take credit for this new adventure. Well, my retelling of my time on Match and her retelling a glorious first date story to me. It goes a little something like this...

LaQuisha and B-Dizzle go out on their first date - a wine tasting event at a local country club. It was bad from the start. B-Dizzle was speeding in his fabulous-o Grand Am through the rain. Stop it. At the wine tasting, B-Dizzle decided to be cute and make LaQuisha the butt of his ditzy cheerleader jokes to a table full of people they didn't know.

On the way home LaQuisha was annoyed with him, but tried to give him a chance by chatting it up with him about her puppy and how much her Mom looooves dog-sitting. B-Dizz took that as the perfect time to for a classic first-date comment, "Sounds like your mom is starved for attention - your dad isn't giving her any and she's turning to your dog."

As LaQuisha looked out the window and pondered the fine art of rolling out of a moving vehicle, B-Dizz moved right on to display his fabulous sense of humor.

As they discussed the Chiefs/Lamar Hunt/his son Mike, B-Dizz asked if LaQuisha had ever seen, "that episode of the Simpsons, you know, that one, you know, "Mike Hunt," you know, that episode, get it, Mike-Hunt, Mi-kehunt, get it, that episode, he says Mike Hunt like Mi-kehunt."

I can't wait for the stories folks.

It's gonna be a good summer.