Just FYI

We are going to a play tonight known as "The Vibrator Play."

Yup.

Sharks. No dice.

Did you see the news?
They caught an 8ft shark in the Potomac. 
SHARK.

Mr. Perfect's reply to my OMGWTFSHARK email sums my feelings up nicely:

"i saw.  agreed.  wtf.  not like you weren't already sufficiently scared of the potomac."

Jersey Shore Circus

Shared by Mr. Perfect because he gets me.
The Jersey Shore Circus.

Best Thing on the Internets

Thank you thank you thank you Shane for sharing this awesome link. 

And yes, while I'm a wee bit sad that there's no Google Street view for the ol' farm, I plugged in my old apartment in KC and was (still) sufficiently moved. And by that I mean it was freaking beautiful.

Go.
Now.

YES

People.
There is a part two to the Miss Universe tranny gown extravagannnnnnnn-zah!

In part one, you will remember that Miss USmothafuckinA killed it.

Trantastic flashback..

Part Two does.not.dis.appoint.

It's so b-a-n-a-n-a-s that they don't even mention the fact Puerto Rico's ...puerto is .. ahem... open.

This has made my Sunday.

Summer Fresh Confidence

Also from K-did?

Advice for any ladies looking to ask for a raise.

Seriously the most awkward advertisement ever.

I can't help but think this started as an inside joke at their ad agency, and somehow got approved.

From K-did, via BoingBoing.

K-diddy - searching the internets so you don't have to.

USA - FTW!

K-did sent me the best link in the world earlier in the week. Because I'm an idiot, I just now looked at it.
And omgomgomgomg - did y'all know that the Miss Universe pageant includes a tranny competition? Holyshizzle my freakin' nizzle it does and USA TOTALLY WINS!


Seriously when I saw the Miss USA costume, before I could see her sash, I knew in my little heart it just HAD to be the U.S. of A.

And it was.

And I loved it.